Social Loathing

I'm a fanfiction geek. It's a well known fact in my clan, and has been coming up more and more lately. Today I mentioned a comment in part three of J. L. Matthews' saga Slytherin Rising.

"Whoever said women are complex and mysterious creatures? Just give them lots of chocolate, red wine, massages and compliments, and agree with everything they say. It's simple. I can't believe how many men have problems with it."

Of course the first thing we nitpicked was the red wine. Who wouldn't? KoL doesn't exactly revolve around alcohol, but it's certainly popular at most KoL gatherings as well as in game. One clannie substituted white wine and I substituted margaritas. A few other popular idea were gin and tonic, Malibu and coke, and jack and coke.

We didn't stop there of course, even if it is a very funny comment, it's easy to nitpick. Massages and agreeing for example. We noted the difference between foreplay massages (or sissy foreplay massages as I called them) and deep tissue massages. Different ones for different people. And as for agreeing with everything we say? Don't. Because that will actually make us want to argue with you, some of us at least.

What? You expected a bunch of women who play a stick figure game involving puzzles, fighting and getting drunk to want docile men? Please, you've got to be kidding.